Here's another joke I like:
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown,
with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. David tried hard to change the
bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft
Israeli dance music, anything that came to mind. Nothing worked. He
yelled at the bird, but the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the
bird got madder and ruder.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the
freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and
screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet. David was frightened that
he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer
door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said, "I'm
sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your
forgiveness. I will go to synagogue with you every week to pray and I
will try to modify my behavour."
David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to
ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the
chicken did?"
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